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GET OUT THE VOTE (AND THE RUNNING SHOES)!

Spread the Word

Look, I know the temptation here is to improve your odds by keeping this sweepstakes secret, but you don’t want to incur devastating karmatic retribution. Avoid such perils as: an audit by the IRS, unexpected visits from your in-laws, and radioactive ants* by telling your friends and family about this sweepstakes.